- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Katy Perry

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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