Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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