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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

quantum physics?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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