Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Your mother just died.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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