- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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