- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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