a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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