what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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