- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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