How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

A dyslexic blind man

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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