- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the old man say? Im old

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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