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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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