You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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I read the terms of service.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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