- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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