- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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