How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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