Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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