- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

hey guys im gay

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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