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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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