- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

read this sentence again.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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