Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What do I hate? people

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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