- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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