- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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