- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

I don't believe in giraffes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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