Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Women's rights.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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