yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I love you

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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