- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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