- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Stealth baseballs record

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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