What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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