A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Good job, son.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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