What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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9/11

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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