- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What would u like to drink?

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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