Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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