A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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