Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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