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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do I hate? people

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

whats gay and american? a gay american

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

(Insert joke here)

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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