- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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