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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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