- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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