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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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A pope meets another one

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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And you honored it I see :P

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