the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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