- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

I like poop in my butt

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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