- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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