- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

White men's rights

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

whats worse than a kane nothing

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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