- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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