- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A dyslexic blind man

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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