Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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