roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

HURT

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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