- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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