How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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