Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why so serious ?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Get up Look in the mirror

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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