Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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