Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Anyone can post anything.

you see theres this guy.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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