- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

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