- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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