- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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