Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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