- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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