Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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No antijoke here.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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