Granny porn!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Sam Hengal.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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