A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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