- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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