Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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