- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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