- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

okay so theres this guy.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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