- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious ?

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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