A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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