- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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