- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

HELLO EVERYONE

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Sarah Palin.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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