What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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