- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What is cowboy say

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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