- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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